Monday, May 4, 2009

Top 10: Are You Serious?

In honor of a friend that works for and occasionally stars on the Letterman Show, I've decided to periodically post top 10 lists. This first list includes 10 sure-fire ways you can determine the status of your relationship as -- SERIOUS. Keep in mind, this list is mostly for men, but many entries apply to the opposing gender as well. Enjoy, give feedback, agree or disagree, laugh or cry - just don't tuck your shirt into your jeans.

10. You kiss in public ... and you enjoy it.
9. You decide what you're doing with her on Saturday … on Saturday.
8. You can hear yourself think because it’s quiet, but it’s not an awkward silence.
7. You pick your nose, she watches, she picks hers, and the two of you pick happily ever after.
6. She used to cook for you regularly.
5. She starts suggesting baby names … it doesn’t bother you.
4. Kissing/Making out doesn’t last very long. There are bigger fish to fry.
3. She’s buying you “cute outfits.”
2. She skips out on “Girl’s Night.”
1. No more Gas Pains – dinner for three, please: Me, My Lady, and Flatulence.

Honorable Mention: You like her without make-up.

See what a professional had to say:
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/most-obvious-signs-know-serious-relationship.html

8 comments:

  1. What if her mom knows about you? does that mean it's serious?

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  2. If she's told Mom it could be a number of things:

    1. She tells Mom everything.
    2. She came home too late and blamed it on you.
    3. She doesn't want to tell Mom about the drugs she's growing, selling, and using; she's using you as a distraction.
    4. Ok, good point. It might be serious.

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  3. Lets get real for a second: #6, please... nice try. I catch a guy with my cooking, I keep him with my charm & wit.

    Ok, and of course her mom knows about you... but does YOUR mom know about her? That is the true test. I mean, if you casually say her first name and your mom knows exactly who that is - well, thats the real deal.

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  4. Oh, and WTF Rules Boy, "She came home too late and blamed it on you"? Um, stop dating girls who still live at home.

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  5. Number 6 is completely off (see Mary's comment) and number 2 is just dead wrong. When you don't have to be with each other 24x7, it's is a good sign. It's more like: If she can't have a good time without you around, you may have a dead rabbit on your doorstep in the near future.

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  6. Oh, and don't get me started on number 4...The length of foreplay is much more a matter of habit, horniness and time constraints, not commitment.

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  7. Due to some thoughtful comments, number 6 has been amended. Number 4 is under consideration.

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  8. I agree that number 2 should be reviewed/revised as well. You are talking about "signs" of seriousness. One sign of a solid relationship is when you don't have to be with each other and you are still comfortable with the connection you have. Also, "girls' night" and "boys' night" are possible ways to get a break from one another...and you only need a break once you are really a couple...and he is farting in front of you.

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