Think Before You Wink

Dear Rules Girl,
Important: I don’t wish to be rude, but I must put this plainly: Don't wink at me or any man in which you are interested. This will drive him away faster than a Turtle named Pip. Did you know that Lou Gehrig (a Yankee American Legend) got his big break when the current first baseman for the Yankees (Wally PIPP) sat out a game because of a headache??!!?!

Morals to this story:

1. If you are going to wink at a man, you better be darn sure he likes your eyes.

• Learn how to wink correctly.
• Wink with the left eye only.
• Right-eyed winks mean something too terrible to publish.

2. If you have a headache, don’t sit out.

• Lou might take your place.
• Take some medication.
• Whine about it and tell everyone you know. Guys love this.