A Monster Date

This was a tight poll. I personally thought that most of America would prefer SheMan over Peter Priesthood or a walking dead person. I was wrong. If there are 10 people in a room, take a look around, there are probably 4 that are dating zombies. If there are married people in the room, do not be afraid to ask them if their spouse is a zombie. Zombies walk among us everyday.

The question: I’d rather date a …

• Mormon
• Zombie
• Barack/Michelle
• Crossdressing Superhero

Again, there were 13 total votes. This is either lucky or unlucky. In closing, some quick advice to men – practice your best lurch, half-alive noises. Women love a man that can’t feel pain. Zombies are the best lovers ever.