Edgar's Crows

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Crow_Baker
I've often pondered a phrase given to me by a friend: "The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw." What if my name was Moo or Roar?? (More to come on this later). The point I want to make is simple. Real women are not crows. They don't call at me like cows do ... well, nevermore.
What kinds of persons do you attract?

Here's what I usually reel in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loS8aF-yPy0