Face Time

Ok.  The only way you will ever get that special someone to notice you is through the strategic use of Face Time.  Face Time is a term often thrown around but rarely understood.  Here is the Rules Boy definition of Face Time:

Face time-- /power noun/ Time spent in somebody’s line of sight (face) with the intent of becoming attractive to him or her.

All you need to do is follow her until you reach a venue where it’s appropriate to take your shirt off.  Once you get there you start an impromptu game (this can be anything: football, basketball, Frisbee, etc.), the teams are shirts versus skins.  You are the captain of the skins.  You may find it helpful to write a large letter C on your bicep, shoulder, or pectoral beforehand, just so it’s clear.

The rest is easy boys.  Just play the game with the skills god gave you and she will never forget it.  

Please note, This is just one Rules Boy recipe for getting real quality Face Time.  Be creative and try your own ways, but you can't go wrong with this one.  Works 80% of the time.

Don’t forget to manscape beforehand.