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My baseball coach use to tell me to visualize the ball hitting the bat, the ball flying over the fence, and me running the bases. My coach was an idiot. I never hit one homerun in my entire career. I visualized homerun after homerun and rarely even got to 2nd base.
Let this be a lesson to all of you "players" out there. If all you do is dream about homeruns, you will be dissapointed when you hit for a single or double. Be happy that you got on base at all.
One time I just asked my date, "Wanna go on a walk?" She said yes. I then pitched four balls and intentionally walked her. That day I considered myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Let this be a lesson to all of you "players" out there. If all you do is dream about homeruns, you will be dissapointed when you hit for a single or double. Be happy that you got on base at all.
One time I just asked my date, "Wanna go on a walk?" She said yes. I then pitched four balls and intentionally walked her. That day I considered myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.